What the MAFS Australia 2025 cast would have as their dating bios

MAFS Australia 2025 had everything: Public meltdowns, restraining orders, baking TikToks, and at least three people threatening to sue. But now that the cameras have stopped rolling and the NDAs are (mostly) done, the cast have reclaimed their social media accounts, and for some, their sanity. Naturally, a few of them might be flirting with dating apps again (looking at you, Tim). So, here’s what you might find if you stumbled upon the dating bios of MAFS Australia 2025 cast on Bumble, Hinge, or… god help us, Plenty of Fish.

Lauren

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No tattoos, no situationships, no karaoke.
Old-school values, clean living, and high standards.
Don’t message me if you call yourself a “vibe.”

Jamie

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Walking karaoke machine. Loud laugh, louder opinions.
If you’re not obsessed with me after five minutes, you’re doing it wrong.
Shots, dancing, chaos – swipe right if you can keep up.

Eliot

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6’1 because apparently that matters. Confidence is the key. So, swipe right for my good looks?

Dave

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Dog dad. Looking for someone to share my hoodie stash. Bonus points if you have tattoos.

Veronica

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Chill girl. Not like other girls. Here for banter, beers, and bulldozing egos x
I’ll roast you before the starters arrive. Messy boys need not apply – I’m the only chaos you can handle.

Rhi

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Dog mum | Plant collector | Emotionally stable 
Looking for someone who texts back and isn’t allergic to emotional availability.
Not great at bios. Better in real life. Probably.

Jeff

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Not here for casual hook ups. Looking for a long-term partner. If that’s you, swipe right. Dinner is on me!

Katie

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Things I love: Brunch, self-care, real talk

Things I hate: BS!

Tim

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Deleted my socials to find myself, then got bored. Introvert in search of someone who loves midnight pizza runs, dark rooms, and zero small talk. Maybe text first?

Morena

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I love deeply, but don’t get on my bad side. Friends would describe me as lovely, friendly, funny. Rest, swipe and find out.

Tony

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Too old for this, but here we are! Swipe, maybe?

Jacqui

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If you don’t know your credit score, keep swiping. Broke boys aren’t welcome. 
Hot, smart, intimidating — and I will correct your grammar. No bios, please swipe left. Looking for someone who’s mature and can handle my humour.

Clint

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First date idea: Mini golf. You in?

Sierah

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Blunt, bold, and beauty‑obsessed. I’ll call you out but also buy you skin cream. Must love honesty and strong lipsticks

Adrian

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Beard: Elite. Banter: Better.
Swipe left if you’re a twin, a single mum, or overly emotional — not here to unpack anyone’s trauma. Big on gym. Not looking for “the one,” just someone fit and fun.
Text first or don’t waste my time.

Billy

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Loyal, goofy, and always ready to cuddle. Will overshare feelings and undercook anything with fish.

Ryan

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If you’re looking for a knight in shining armor, sorry, I’m more of a modern-day gladiator. Looking for love… Worst place to look for love, but who knows? Maybe you’re the one. *wink wink*

Carina

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Podcast host in training and part‑time crystal collector. Obsessed with astrology, oversharing, and making chaos look cute. What’s your moon sign?

Paul

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Redemption arc in progress. Into yoga sessions, journaling, and awkward apologies. Swipe right if you like breakfast for dinner.

Jake

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Will apologise for things I haven’t done yet, lol! Good at spaghetti, bad at small talk. Here for the laughs and low‑stakes fun. Swipe right if you like cute guys with glasses.

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